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Discussion in 'off topic' started by Marchbanks, Jun 20, 2019.

  1. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Hat and Beard member

    I realise pfm isn’t Facebook, but this disturbs me and confirms both my feelings towards ‘like’ buttons and my position of avoiding social meeja altogether.
     
  2. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Hat and Beard member

    Drum roll and rim shot for thebiglebowski!
     
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  3. Joe P

    Joe P certified Buffologist / mod

    Marchy,

    Tony had briefly installed a fart button, but the load on the servers hosting pfm was unsustainable.

    Blokes were farting posts left, right and centre, even when the post didn't call for a fart.

    Joe
     
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  4. Mike Reed

    Mike Reed pfm Member

    Didn't have fart to go then!

    I don't do social media; dislike the whole concept, really, but the 'like' facility on here is great fun. This morning I had a 'like' which foxed me completely, as I hadn't posted much at all recently. When I accessed the post concerned, it was from 2014 !!!!! Do people actually read threads that old? Presumably, yes !
     
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  5. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Hat and Beard member

    Switching direction completely (I think the rules state that I can as I started the thread) that reminds me of the game in the tie-in book of The Young Ones - you had to take a song title and replace a word with ‘fart’. They gave a list - by ‘Don’t Fart So Close To Me’ I was helpless with laughter. When I got to Fart! (by Lulu of course - you have to imagine her singing it...) I think I may have wet myself.

    Please feel free to post more, so we can have a funny thread behind a dull title that most will avoid. It’ll be more entertaining than replying to that po-faced git of an OP.
     
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  6. Joe P

    Joe P certified Buffologist / mod

    Marchy,

    Every fart you take

    Closer to the fart

    When doves fart

    Joe
     
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  7. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr Staying alert

    It’s why I don’t do Facebook.

    Edit, not the farts, obvs. The fact that deep analysis of likes is so revealing. I trust Tony more than I trust Zuckerberg. Partly because, well Tony, but also because I suspect he doesn’t have the same access to deep learning, big data crunching tech.
     
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  8. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Hat and Beard member

    Excellent!
     
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  9. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr Staying alert

    My baby just farts for me.

    Thank you for the farts.

    Fart out of hell (I have an acquaintance who does those)
     
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  10. lordsummit

    lordsummit Moderator

    My fart will go on

    Fart in a bottle
     
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  11. Joe P

    Joe P certified Buffologist / mod

    Fart on

    Sing it in falsetto voice.

    Joe
     
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  12. deebster

    deebster Half Man Half Biscuit

    Fart for fart's sake

    So fart away

    Smells like teen fart
     
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  13. cutting42

    cutting42 Arrived at B4 Hacker Erg \o/

    Whistle down the fart
     
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  14. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Hat and Beard member

    I’m proud of you all... just think, on other threads folk are increasing their blood pressure fulminating against Boris Johnson... keep going...
     
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  15. JustJohn

    JustJohn pfm Member

    Tainted Fart.
    Say Hello, Fart Goodbye.
     
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  16. deebster

    deebster Half Man Half Biscuit

    The Long And Winding Fart

    Reasons to be Cheerful (Fart 3)
     
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  17. Simon Dawson

    Simon Dawson Angry, Ill & Ugly

    A fart from under the floorboards
     
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  18. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Hat and Beard member

    Without looking at the link, is that by the Farters? As in ‘Cancerrr! And my name is LAAARRYYY!!!’?
     
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  19. cutting42

    cutting42 Arrived at B4 Hacker Erg \o/

    Blue fart
     
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  20. Joe P

    Joe P certified Buffologist / mod

    Sorry, Marchy.

    Aerosmith.

    Joe
     
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