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Discussion in 'off topic' started by Marchbanks, Jun 20, 2019.

  1. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    In the present disunited political climate, one might say that the thread is providing a necessary escape valve.
     
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  2. zarniwoop

    zarniwoop hoopy frood

    Agreed. It’s a relief to let off steam. Maybe we should make it a sticky one?
     
  3. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr pfm Member

    Makes a change from thread crapping, certainly.
     
  4. Marky-Mark

    Marky-Mark pfm Member

    If there were ever a 'line to be drawn' over comedy I'll nominate these inanely not funny AF pfm fart threads. And fart gags are usually funny. That's the troubling part.
     
  5. kendo

    kendo Prussian bot

    Fart Out Of Hell.
    Post Newcastle Brown usually, way back when, when when was most likely "Oh f**k Now!"
     
  6. kendo

    kendo Prussian bot

    Keep Dio-calm and carry on!
     
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  7. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    Fart Me Up
     
  8. zarniwoop

    zarniwoop hoopy frood

    Jumping Jack Flash (for when you light one)
     
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  9. cooky1257

    cooky1257 pfm Member

    A miserable arse never rejoices...
    My late brother would always say, in an authoritarian voice, on hearing a little toot "The toothless one has spoken".
    On hearing a particularly loud and emphatic one his response was always "Beware, the toothless one is angry"
    A fond memory that always makes me smile.
     
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  10. gavreid

    gavreid pfm Member

    Newcastle Brown just makes me sick - guaranteed.
     
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  11. Marky-Mark

    Marky-Mark pfm Member

    I actually laugh quite a bit, and I'm not just saying that.

    Sorry if I can't help it that I don't find predictable and repeated attempts at fart humor funny.
     
  12. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Golly, do I ever have a lot of soul!

    A lot of them aren’t funny, but two or three are extremely funny. That’s a better strike rate than, say, Michael McIntyre or Mrs Brown’s Boys IMO.
     
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  13. kendo

    kendo Prussian bot

    I used to make other folk sick, gav :D

    It's awful stuff, can't drink it now (well, unless there's nothing else...)
     
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  14. cooky1257

    cooky1257 pfm Member

    Much like the matter itself many are a waste of time but every now and again a belter comes along that makes the wait worthwhile...
     
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  15. Marky-Mark

    Marky-Mark pfm Member

    I guess that's true. Though I still think farts speak best for themselves.
     
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  16. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    Captain Farttastic.
    Tiny Farter
    Your Fart
     
  17. gavreid

    gavreid pfm Member

    They're not really that funny of course, they're more like puns or newspaper headlines. Just a game...
     
  18. Yank

    Yank Bulbous Also Tapered

    Old men never tire of fart jokes.
     
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  19. Hook

    Hook Blackbeard's former bo'sun.

    What do you call a person that doesn't fart in public? A private tutor.

    Why don't farts graduate from high school? Because they always end up getting expelled.

    Why don't girls fart? Because they don't have assholes until they're married.

    Etc...
     
  20. gavreid

    gavreid pfm Member

    What do you call a hypocrite? Someone who farts in bed then lifts the sheets to see what it smells like...
     

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