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“That cyclist” who hit the horse.

Discussion in 'off topic' started by Tony Lockhart, Jan 26, 2019.

  1. sean99

    sean99 pfm Member

    Perhaps a long pair of clown shoes ? I'm sorry officer but I have a problem with balance.
    windhoek likes this.
  2. George J

    George J Herefordshire member

    A funny way to slow and stop cars is two pedestrians crossing the road pretending to carry a piece of four by eight foot plate glass. It is hilarious how fast people do notice!

    I tried this in 1984 in Angers, France!

    Like calling out, "Merd!" to passing pedestrians. They invariably look down at their shoes for the then common dog excreta on their footwear!

    Best wishes from George
    windhoek likes this.
  3. Bob McC

    Bob McC Living the life of Riley

    All self induced.
    Shouldn’t have been out if they were that unobservant.
    And they get away with all the damage caused to the car.
  4. sean99

    sean99 pfm Member

    So a moment's inattention completely deserves a severe head injury and web ridicule ?
    You have no way to know if they "got away with" damage to the car.
  5. sq225917

    sq225917 situation engineer

    Headbutt man will get knocked off his bike eventually, hopefully. Maybe paralysed from neck down, then hell learn how to use his head, the twat.
  6. dweezil

    dweezil pfm Member

    You can't afford that moment, not just for pedestrian safety, we had a cyclist killed instantly when he was following the kerb head down. A broken down lorry and he never saw it.
  7. Bob McC

    Bob McC Living the life of Riley

    A moments inattention eh?

    I must remember that when a Lycra hero prattles on about dangerous drivers.

    And I wan’t ridiculing anyone. I said he should not have been out on the road if he was that unobservant.
  8. Tigerjones

    Tigerjones Bagpuss

    Just watched it again. Twice. Made me laugh both times.
  9. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    I almost got taken out by a van while walking on the pavement today outside my house. Erratic van man was trying to reverse with a trailer on the back and mounted the pavement missing me by inches. When he made his turn after another two attempts he then parked on the pavement forcing me onto the road to get past. I told his mate he almost hit me then took a pic of his van blocking the pavement which prompted him to get out and follow me on foot with “get back here you, it’s illegal to take pictures of vehicles!”. He’s getting his collar felt tomorrow with his misunderstanding of the law corrected.
  10. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

    unfortunately I doubt he will, even if you report it.
  11. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    It’s already in train.
  12. richgilb

    richgilb Admonishtrator

    Lol. What law did he break that you have evidence of?
  13. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

    if its anything like round my way, parking on the pavement gets a ticket
  14. richgilb

    richgilb Admonishtrator

    I am sure the police cannot wait to get stuck in and sort that one out.
  15. stevec67

    stevec67 pfm Member

    Driving on the pavement will do it.
  16. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    You’ll excuse me if I don’t immediately see it from the offender’s perspective Rich. It would seem I lack the relevant experience lol.
  17. Frankiesays

    Frankiesays Rats is life.

    I was nowhere near Glasgow!
  18. Bart

    Bart pfm Member

    He's not a twat, he's a thug. I sincerely hope he is identified and caught, shouldn't be too difficult if that's a regular route for him, but of course he will lie low in true criminal fashion. Work colleagues and fellow cyclists, do your duty and shop him.
    sq225917 likes this.
  19. richgilb

    richgilb Admonishtrator

    Well I guess you retired people / pensioners / parochial curtain twitchers to fill your day with something. Lol.
  20. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr pfm Member

    There’s a bigger point here, which is that if people don’t take a stand against low level antisocial behaviour, standards get eroded. I guess you might be too busy being a productive member of society to notice.

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