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Coronavirus: the next baby-boom?

Discussion in 'off topic' started by tuga, Mar 22, 2020.


Is Coronavirus going to end up being the next baby-boom?

  1. I can't get it up and viagra is too dangerous.

    3 vote(s)
  2. I've long lost interest; hi-fi is my thing now.

    5 vote(s)
  3. My home is already overpopulated.

    13 vote(s)
  4. I have a stockpile of condoms.

    0 vote(s)
  5. Looks like I'm finally getting my chance to use that sample box of V that I won at Boots.

    0 vote(s)
  6. I'm on to it as I type.

    4 vote(s)
  7. It's the end of the world as we know it...I'm too depressed.

    9 vote(s)
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  1. tuga

    tuga European

    We're all at home with nothing to do.

    Is Coronavirus going to end up being the next baby-boom?

    Votes are secret.
  2. matt j

    matt j pfm Member

    I thought we were supposed to be social distancing? I know some chaps are quite well endowed but I think 1m is pushing it.
    vince rocker, tqineil, Ponty and 3 others like this.
  3. Paulicus

    Paulicus pfm Member

    Probably will be, and just imagine the names of these kids.

    Oh, Corona & Covid are twins, aren't they simply adorable!
    tuga likes this.
  4. linnfomaniac83

    linnfomaniac83 I bet you can’t wheelie a unicycle!

    I’m single, and to a large extent, by choice.

    PS, if there is a baby boom, we can call them the coronials!
    sam_cat, ff1d1l, Seeker_UK and 3 others like this.
  5. Bob McC

    Bob McC Living the life of Riley

    Ever tried shagging while keeping six feet away?
    I fail by 5 feet 8 inches...
  6. tuga

    tuga European

    The six ft rule doesn't apply if you're in bed. Does it?
  7. Bob McC

    Bob McC Living the life of Riley

    Boris about to announce it...
  8. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr Staying alert

    I reckon there will be a rise in birth rate, and in divorce rate.

    Sadly, likely also a rise in domestic violence.
    Alex S, Cheese, Snufkin and 3 others like this.
  9. mega lord

    mega lord Centre tapped

    I reckon there will be a dip in the birth rate not a peak. I am not even kissing my wife at the moment through mutual decision. It is hard. What is even harder is not kissing and cuddling my six and ten year old kids. I really miss that.
    naimplayer likes this.
  10. eternumviti

    eternumviti Bloviating Brexiter

    I'm afraid that this will be the one. Lawyers are going to stay rich.
  11. chartz

    chartz pfm Member

    At the age of 55, and with three kids, I think I’ve done enough.
  12. stevec67

    stevec67 pfm Member

    I should be so lucky.
  13. Dik Dolan

    Dik Dolan pfm Member

    Save it until just before the clocks go forward next week, then you can have sex for 1h 2 minutes.
  14. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    Pretty sure there’ll be a surge in the birth rate 9-12 months from now.
  15. gingermrkettle

    gingermrkettle Deep vein trombonist

    The Coronation, surely?
    Big Tabs and linnfomaniac83 like this.
  16. vuk

    vuk \o/ choose anarchy


    i was thinking of something similar last week: goth teens naming their pet bats covid.
    Paulicus likes this.
  17. topa

    topa Sans CDPs

    Well I assume the divorce rate will go up too...
  18. Thorn

    Thorn pfm Member

    I do hope so.
  19. Thorn

    Thorn pfm Member

    "Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"
    "Well, Quarantine, it's because that was where she was conceived."
    stevec67 likes this.
  20. hifinutt

    hifinutt hifinutt

    i can foresee the price of 3 bed houses is going to massively increase in 9 months !!!

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