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Festival of Brexit Britain 2022, budget £120 m. Call for entries.

Discussion in 'off topic' started by TheDecameron, Dec 23, 2018.

  1. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    “Britain once again stands on the cusp of a new future as an outward facing global trading nation”.

    -The Rt.Hon. Theresa Mary May, MP

    It was only in October at Party Conference, that the PM announced bold and ambitious plans for a festival to celebrate Britain’s resurgence, post- Europe in 2022. The budget is £120m, the clock is counting down- early bird catches the worm. Share your ideas.

  2. kendo

    kendo Prussian bot

    The layout of the yet to be announced festival site...


    ...possibly the old Crystal(nacht) Palace would be suitable?

    (note the Imperial Zeppelins c/o Peter Hammill from his "Fools Mate" album, or are they Farage balloons?)
    Last edited: Dec 24, 2018
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  3. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK Waiting for the streetcar..

  4. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK Waiting for the streetcar..

    I see that the logo has been sorted.

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  5. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    That’s quite a find! I even liked the dodgy horizontal hold.
  6. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK Waiting for the streetcar..

    I particularly liked the "You'll all need to jolly well work harder for less" message which I think is as relevant today as it was in 1967.
  7. kendo

    kendo Prussian bot

    It has certainly been my experience since austerity kicked in and then an added Brexit Bonus on top of that. Do I not just f***ing love the Tories and our Princes of Preparation, the Brexiteers.
  8. billo

    billo pfm Member

    I think that Greggs should enter The Largest Sausage Roll in The Land as an exhibit*
    That will show those unelected foreign types just what we are capable of!

    * Under heavy armed guard of course
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  9. Bob McC

    Bob McC Living the life of Riley

    Black pudding stalls

    Warm bitter stands

    An exhibition of how to run a railway on a budget

    Get at least one Concorde back in the air, if not the last TSR-2.
  10. sean99

    sean99 pfm Member

    Since the UK is poised to become a world cheese and jam powerhouse (and biscuits) there should be plenty of cheese, jam and biscuits on display. Unless the weather is warm.
  11. Still

    Still he said his naim was ralph

    Aim for a World record: largest ever gammon roast.
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  12. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    Sans pineapple rings? - too reminiscent of boat jumpers.
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  13. Joe

    Joe pfm Member

    Resurrect British Leyland and make Britain a world leader in car production. ( of course you will have to resurrect ALL the old unions as well so that the products are all made in the same way and to the same standards as they once were. )
  14. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    Drone Squadron- Are You Up For It?

    We are looking for battery donors, mechanics, pilots and much more.

    Donate £5 now to Gavin’s Drone Squadron Just Giving page.
  15. russel

    russel ./_dazed_and_confused

    I think he may have been reading an old copy of Private Eye about killer bees, come brexit neonicotinoid pesticides will be unbanned and squadrons of the unfortunate beasts will be twitching their last on the ground.
  16. Conan

    Conan Loop digger

    Also a stand providing scientific explanation of why two taps (Hot & cold) are better than a single mixer tap
  17. Conan

    Conan Loop digger

    a ticket is just 11 guinea and 3 shillings!
  18. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    It was only one year ago-


    Boris Johnson proposes a 22-mile bridge across the Channel

    Foreign secretary discusses idea with French president Emmanuel Macron as a way to enhance transport links after Brexit

    Design sketches (on a postcard* only) to Blue Peter, BBC c/o W1A 1AA

    *your entry will not be read if it is in an envelope.
  19. billo

    billo pfm Member

    Dec's dedication to this cause should entitle him to an extra 10 min at the free Turnip Buffet. :)
  20. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    There is a turnip related Brexit thread for your predeliction...

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