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Oh Britain, what have you done (part ∞+2)?

Discussion in 'off topic' started by Buntobox, Feb 5, 2018.

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  1. Buntobox

    Buntobox pfm Member

    It never fails to stun me how these idiots genuinely think we are SO special that Europe will be forced to give us whatever we ask for. That level of delusion is worthy of a straitjacket.
  2. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    I hope they run the bar fly out of town as they did when he showed his plethoric face in Edinburgh.
  3. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    Ah, Isabel the squeaky immigrant basher who brought the world Dave’s Pork Wand. Maybe she can fly to Germany and tell Chancellor Merkel “make me an offer”.
  4. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    I see Gove in that role- an efette little bigot and right wing agitator.
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  5. notaclue

    notaclue pfm Member

    "The UK will face "unavoidable" trade barriers if it leaves the customs union and single market, the EU's chief negotiator Michel Barnier has said." http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42945605

    Cue a chorus of "Oh, no we won't" from the Government.

    All the way till March 2019.
  6. notaclue

    notaclue pfm Member

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  7. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    They* can whistle for it. Hear the British Lion roar.

    *Barnier & Co.
  8. notaclue

    notaclue pfm Member

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  9. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    They’re not going push us around. They need our financial expertise- they’ll come begging soon enough., they’re making threats. We’re special, we can do anything.
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  10. HarryB

    HarryB pfm Member

    I'm sure he'd have said it in some Johnny Foreigner language that us Brits can't understand, but I'm thinking he's actually saying "Brexit means Brexit". Great news for Mad May; HE'S delivering what SHE promised.
  11. Tony L

    Tony L Administrator

    Peter Bone is on C4 News. He really is staggeringly clueless.
  12. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr Staying alert

    Neither was he...
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  13. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK Waiting for the streetcar..

    For some reason, when anyone mentions 'eye swivelling', he tends to spring to mind.
  14. notaclue

    notaclue pfm Member

    Will Barnier + Wall Street = a bloodbath in the City today?

    Don't be surprised to see the stock market plunge.
  15. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Hat and Beard member

  16. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    “Death-causing side lights on motors” does make a fruity change from the radius of curvature on your marrow* or the composition of of your sausage. If that’s all you’ve got to obsess about then good luck- the world will happily move on without you.

    *vegetable names may have been coloquialised to avoid outrage.
  17. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    Oh god, it’s civil defence North Korea style. Dacre will be calling for 10,000 pensioners to be relocated to the Falkland Islands to keep look out in case the Aaaaargies!!!! exploit our current woes/ flightless aircraft carrier thingies to reinvade. We’ll show em, they won’t catch us napping this time- pensioners don’t sleep at night.
  18. awkwardbydesign

    awkwardbydesign Officially Awesome

    Nice sensationalist quote, but did you actually understand any of it?
    I didn't think so.
  19. kendo

    kendo Prussian bot

    ...and they will know us by the stink of pish.
  20. markvdv

    markvdv pfm Member

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