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Onions

Discussion in 'off topic' started by mandryka, Mar 21, 2020.

  1. Big Tabs

    Big Tabs hearing problems

    Who are you referring to as Tory?
     
  2. Realist

    Realist pfm Member

    If you're not, then stop behaving like them. try to discourage twatism.
     
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  3. I.D.C.

    I.D.C. pfm Member

    Openly admitting bulk buying enough said.
     
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  4. Dozey

    Dozey Air guitar member

    Put them in old tights and hang them from the roof in a shed or garage.
     
  5. webster

    webster Listen & enjoy.

    Tories or onions?
     
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  6. Big Tabs

    Big Tabs hearing problems

    What is twatty about sharing food recipes?

    What is conservative about sharing?

    I love onions
     
  7. Del monaco

    Del monaco Del Monaco

    Yes..with bacon. Nice suggestion.
     
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  8. Big Tabs

    Big Tabs hearing problems


    My mother used to make a huge tray of liver, bacon and onions. I couldn't abide the liver, but the gravy I could drink by the gallon. Mmmmm
     
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  9. Realist

    Realist pfm Member

    What is not twatty about hoarding?
     
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  10. Big Tabs

    Big Tabs hearing problems

    The thread is about onions.

    Whether folks hoard or not is up to them, unlike some folk, I am not judging behaviour in untested times. I am interested in people's behaviour under stress.
    Pointing fingers and apportioning blame, or adopting a 'holier than thou' attitude looks like a perfectly normal human response as well. Popular thing to do.
     
  11. Bjork67

    Bjork67 pfm Member

    Find out we're he lives and throw them at him.
     
  12. Big Tabs

    Big Tabs hearing problems

    excellent, I can always use more onions.
     
  13. Tony Lockhart

    Tony Lockhart Avoiding Stress, at Every Opportunity

    But fewer apostrophe abuses :)
     
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  14. mandryka

    mandryka pfm Member

    mmmmmmmm
     
  15. Tony Lockhart

    Tony Lockhart Avoiding Stress, at Every Opportunity

    I’d make a few batches of curry base sauce and freeze them.

    Well, I say freeze them, they’d probably be gone by tomorrow evening.
     
  16. mandryka

    mandryka pfm Member

    Ahhhh
     
  17. mandryka

    mandryka pfm Member


    That reminds me of someone I used to know when I was a teenager in Manchester who would give you a blow job in return for a bag of apples.
     
  18. Weekender

    Weekender pfm Member

    How many apples did the bag hold?

    Fashion the onions into a necklace, put on a horizontal stripe black and white top, jump on a vintage bicycle and masquerade as a (cliched, and now frankly offensive caricature of a) Frenchman.
     
  19. Tony Lockhart

    Tony Lockhart Avoiding Stress, at Every Opportunity

    What was his name?
     
  20. Big Tabs

    Big Tabs hearing problems

    Adam.


    (where's my coat.)
     
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