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Silly things you believed as a kid

Discussion in 'off topic' started by deebster, May 15, 2019.

  1. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    Yes at that age I knew that bit. The teacher came in one morning and rolled the blackboard down to reveal a reasonable illustration in chalk. She blushed and rubbed it out pronto. The bit I didn’t understand was that there was repetitive motion involved- I’d assumed it was purely a matter of insertion.
     
  2. ks.234

    ks.234 pfm Member

    There’s repetitive motion involved??
     
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  3. Martyn Miles

    Martyn Miles pfm Member

    No. Rich people...
     
  4. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr pfm Member

    I think he means that it has to happen more than just the once.
     
  5. wylton

    wylton pfm Member

    I was going to say that I never believed any of that shit, but now when I think of it, our Mum did used to put a drink and some nibbles on the mantelpiece for Santa when he delivered the goodies.
     
  6. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr pfm Member

    Yes, my mum used to put out for Santa, too.
     
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  7. ks.234

    ks.234 pfm Member

    Not in our house it doesn’t!
     
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  8. ks.234

    ks.234 pfm Member

    Hi, ho, ho!
     
  9. deebster

    deebster pfm Member

    Ce?
     
  10. russel

    russel ./_dazed_and_confused

    Grown ups wouldn't be stupid enough to blow up the world.
     
  11. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    I was thinking it was a ruse to stop other kids coming in and nicking the strawberries. Though I realise I’m dealing with my own past here.....an extensive one.
     
  12. Ciunas Audio

    Ciunas Audio Trade: Ciunas Audio

    That canned spinach gave you instant muscles
     
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  13. clifftaylor

    clifftaylor Probably retired!

    That my parents were perfect.
     
  14. Dozey

    Dozey Air guitar member

    Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name ...
     
  15. eevo1969

    eevo1969 pfm Member

    Was life Black and White in the olden days and if yes why were my parents in colour?
     
  16. eevo1969

    eevo1969 pfm Member

    If you swallowed a seed or pip would it grow inside you?
     
  17. Stunsworth

    Stunsworth pfm Member

    Parallel lines didn’t meet at infinity.
     
  18. The Chronicals

    The Chronicals Disruptor

    That Lizziebeth loved me and we would be together forever and ever.
     
  19. Suffolk Tony

    Suffolk Tony pfm Member

    As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day in order to survive...

    Lucky my sister told me about it really.

    “Don't go near that swan, it'll break your leg!”
     
  20. Big Tabs

    Big Tabs hearing problems

    "it will make you go blind..."
     
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