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The man with the golden bog

Discussion in 'off topic' started by glancaster, Sep 14, 2019.

  1. Mike Reed

    Mike Reed pfm Member

    I think they must have got away by Shanks's pony. (Think about it........!)
     
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  2. Bart

    Bart pfm Member

    The bowl was stuffed with leafy branches and smuggled out by some Japanese tourists in a camo-khazi exercise.
    (No survivors obviously)
     
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  3. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK Waiting for the streetcar..

    If found caught and guilty, presumably the miscreants will be held at Her Majesty's convenience.
     
  4. Philim

    Philim pfm Member

    As Shirley Basset would sing...

    "Brownnnnnnfingeeeerrrrr"

    Sorry all I could hear when I read this. Toilet humour.
     
  5. Bart

    Bart pfm Member

    I must admit I thought the design very up to date but my wife, like most women, viewed it as a period piece.
    If it was hallmarked then of course the date it was ass-ayed could be determined.
     
  6. Mike Reed

    Mike Reed pfm Member

    I think you're all insanitary !
     
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  7. Darmok

    Darmok "A Priori Teleology."

    Game of Thrones!
     
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  8. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK Waiting for the streetcar..

    Not so much hallmarked as skidmarked.
     
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  9. stevec67

    stevec67 pfm Member

    Amazingly, it's reported as solid and 18ct. It will be very soft at that, but certainly not fragile.
     
  10. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr pfm Member

    Yes, a veritable stream of gold(en wordplay).

    It'll have been heavy, so I doubt the thief could have done it without some acisterns.
     
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  11. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    ..,and Mike is the ring leader.
     
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  12. kennyh

    kennyh pfm Member

    You'd swear it'd have to weigh it at more than 1m if was a truly solid 18k gold bog?
     
  13. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK Waiting for the streetcar..

    Not John?
     
  14. stevec67

    stevec67 pfm Member

    You would indeed. It would also weigh a ton, gold has 2x the density of lead. I suspect it's like the stainless steel bogs you see that are only "solid" in the sense of being one single piece of one single material.

    Apparently the hospitals that cater for vastly obese people have to have special reinforced stainless steel bogs because earthenware is only safe to 30-odd stone and of course it fails catastrophically. Christ, that would be a catastrophe. Stainless ones are stronger and will of course bend before breaking, so they are safe.
     
  15. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

    https://www.washwareessentials.co.u...PttiIK8GQGEYW4UXbnD6x4dIe4kp7zmRoCQxUQAvD_BwE
     
  16. Mike Reed

    Mike Reed pfm Member

    Obviously thieves into heavy metal. Wonder if they'll ever face the music.
     
  17. deebster

    deebster pfm Member

    If ever gold is gonna tarnish it's on this baby
     

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